{Straight From the Heart} *Blondes, Hypocrites & Birdies* 11/5/99
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Quick Wit:
A blonde called the fire department.
She screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick! My house is on
fire."
The fire chief replied, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"
The blond said, "Duh, Red Truck!"
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Hypocrite: Someone who complains that there is too much sex and violence
on his VCR.
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I woke early one morning
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his winsome tweeting,
Brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently lowered the window
And smacked his little head.
I'm not a morning person...
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REQUEST:
From: (Donna) Beals7ofus@aol.com
We received some GREAT news from the Genetic Counselor yesterday afternoon!
She called to tell us that all the chromosome tests have come out normal on
Jessica's baby boy! They were very surprised by the results in Madison.
I believe it was by the power of prayer! Jessica goes for another level
2 ultrasound on Tuesday, November 16th. Jessica tells me that baby boy is
moving lots and lots so he is a shaker and mover!!! I am trying to persuade
Jessica and Steve to name this little precious baby boy! He does have severe
heart defects and also club feet, but we don't know the severity......we are
prayerful that both can be taken care of when the baby arrives! thanks for your
prayers.....Keep the prayers coming! ~ Donna
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Thought For The Day:
"Money is a good servant, but a bad master."
(Francis Bacon)
Verse for the Day:
"The rich rule over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender."
Proverbs 22:7
Kid's Thought for the day:
"You have to love your sister, even if she doesn't deserve it."
Parent's Thought For The Day
"When we do what we can, God will do what we can't."
Coach's Thought For The Day
"The brain is the only container that the more you put into it, the more it can hold."
Deep Thought For The Day:
"To make people wonder at a Halloween masquerade party, I'd go as Casper the
Friendly Ghost before he died."
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/_/\/\ MICHAEL T. POWERS
\_\ / THUNDER27@aol.com http://members.aol.com/Thunder27/index.html
/_/ \ "For I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but
\_\/\ \ Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body I live for the Son
\_\/ of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me." Galatians 2:20